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I Thought Ya’ll Should Know…

I’m having a baby in less than 7 weeks.
And it’s a boy, our third.
And he’s FREAKING HUGE!
And whether or not that explains my unexplained absence, I don’t know. I think we’ve been in survival mode over here for the past several months, if that makes sense.
So I want you to know that I’m sorry I [...]

Quotes of this Dreary, Dark Tuesday

“I found you, Mom.” This was one of the first things said to me this morning. I suppose it’s not the quote itself that is worth mention, but the fact that it was said to me by a small, 2 1/2 year-old boy who was peering at me through the hole of a used paper [...]

For Those of You Who Don’t Like Vomit . . .

You should click away right now. No really, go ahead; you really should go somewhere else. Really.
For the rest of you, I think it’s important for you to know that this child -
Yes, this adorable, innocent-looking one

- ate so much ice cream last night that when he was done he got up from his seat, [...]

The Uterus Takes On The Brain

It started about a month ago, when I was convinced I was pregnant. And let me ruin this story now for friends and family and say that I am not pregnant, and I was not pregnant, so don’t go squealing and jumping or anything.
But for about two hours there I thoroughly believed [...]

It’s Just So Swiney

Well, it’s a good thing we had that wonderful day over the weekend, because now we’re all sick. Doctor has said he believes it’s the dreaded H1N1, and we’d already come to that conclusion. No one is having a terrible, terrible reaction, but Hubby sure does have it pretty bad. And it lasts forever, I [...]

Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

“PooPoo!”
“No, Poo-PEE!”
“PooPoo!”
“Poopie!”
“PooPOO!”
“No! It’s a Poo-PEEEE!”
This is what I’ve been listening to for the past ten minutes. Robby insists it’s a Poopoo (because he can’t say poopie, and yes, he is presently doing one, whatever you call it), and Sam is confident that it’s a Poopie.
Welcome to a rainy, cold Monday morning in our house.
Looks like [...]

Wherein I Could Do Lots of Linking but Just Don’t

Hey ya’ll. Thanks so much for your well-wishes. I’m doing pretty well. The beginning was a bit rough. I’m not a big fan of vomiting, but vomiting (I think because of the anesthesia, or perhaps the pain killers that I immediately stopped taking) can actually be worse than the horror it already is when coupled [...]